I did what every woman hates to do… swimsuit shopping. Those two words are like nails on a chalk board.. Am I right? It is like a reoccurring nightmare that haunts me each summer, but it was a must. No one wants to see this post pregnancy belly in the suits I use to wear. So there I was at Old Navy.. ,because I’m cheap, where there was not much of a selection because all the skinny bitches went and bought their suits in May and those of us that recently had a baby were holding out as if another 5 pounds would magically disappear if we just gave it one more week. So ladies I bit the bullet bought a cheap suit brought my daughter with me so I wouldn’t later brake down and cry, because hello I need to get her home to eat, I don’t have the time to cry anymore. And no it is not a flattering swimsuit, because first of all that is an oxy moron and second of all I had to go with the only tankini in my size. But I did it, and though I hated it, I did not brake down and cry. I’m calling it a success.
I love all your posts because they are always so right on, especially your last few! I was actually at old navy the other day looking for a swimsuit and ended up leaving with...nothing. I swear other years they had tons of tankinis and this year, nothing. and I'm sure you look great and probably could have worn anything there!
ReplyDeleteI just laughed my ACE off!!!! That is all so very true!!! I went to Old Navy Monday night to find my suit this year, also post-baby body... and left with nothing. I'm just going to sport tank tops and shorts until those last 5 lbs do really fall off magically, because I'm not working out!!!
ReplyDeleteLove you
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