Jake and Vienna,
Thank you for rehashing your break up so the rest of us could be a part of it. It was thoroughly entertaining and probably the classiest way to handle it. The next time Mason and I have an argument I’m going to call Chris Harrison, AKA arm chair psychiatrist, so he can nod wide eyed with a fake look of care and concern on his face while we argue because it really seemed to help Jake and Vienna.
And I must especially thank you Vienna for providing us with timeless quotes such as, “Fame Whore”, and “The biggest fake liar.”
Obviously these two are both very bright and would never go as low as to sell each other out to the tabloids… even if it does come with a price tag of $90,000. When I think of “Taking the high road” I will always think of our dear Jake and Vienna. It’s sad that we live in world where people on the bachelor can’t even make it work… Is there any hope for the rest of us?
