Bachelorette Review: The Wedding

First of all, I have to mention that this was my favorite piece of mail I have received all year long, and yes I did get your Christmas card. But really with no warning at all my good friend sent out these wedding invites for a viewing party. Hilarious!

Did you tune in? What did you think?

Chris was in rare form. Was he not?

Bachelorette: Fiji Finale

JP meets the family first. Ashley’s sister tells JP she doesn’t get it and thinks he’s not the one. What does she not get? How it works is; you date 25 guys spend about 10-20 minutes with each of them and then get engaged. How is that not rational? Continue reading Bachelorette Review...

Bachelorette Review: Week 9

Love that she’s journaling her journey,, Ashley you may be able to get the footage from ABC… I know a guy.. and you know Chris H. would do anything for you.

Oh my goodness some people cannot take rejection and their names are Ryan and Ashley. Now we need Bentley to fly to Fiji and tell them both how it is.

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The Bachelorette: Home Town Dates

I do apologize for not reviewing last week’s train wreck, but on occasion, a rare occasion, I do have other obligations which prevent me from spending my entire Monday evening viewing and writing about fake love stories. At the rate I’ve been going I’ve put more hours into this show than Chris Harrison. The truth is I spent almost all week at the lake with no internet access, it was completely refreshing. But enough about me, lets discuss what the tabloids are calling, “The unluckiest bachelorette ABC has ever seen.”

Drum Roll……………….. Home town dates, I live for home town dates. Our greasy Greek Constantine takes Ashley to his family’s Italian restaurant…. Italian? I know for the first time this season we’re all as confused as Ashley is. Continue reading Bachelorette Review HERE.

Bachelorette Review: Week 6

Hong Kong? When has she ever been to Hong Hong, oh ya that dance competition in high school.


Still talking about Bentley.. What else is there to talk about? I know it’s my favorite topic.

Chris makes a special visit thus announcing the return of the villain. Continue reading Bachelorette reveiew HERE.

Bachelorette Review: Week 5

Chiang Mai is the perfect place to fall in love? Do they know real people fall in love in places like their apartments?

Ben and Ashley share a "mental kiss." You two are lame asses.


Ben and Ashley’s date: BORING

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Bachelorette Review: Week 4

What’s worse than being called an ugly duckling on national television? Pining publicy over the man who called you one. Ashley please stop.

The humidity in Thailand did not fare well for Ashley’s hair, or Contantine’s. Ew… Connie needs a haircut. Continue reading Bachelorette Review HERE.

Bachelorette Review: Week 3

He’s still wearing the mask?

Love the phantom music whenever mask boy is on screen. Makes me wonder what my theme song would be? Oh, Oh, I know it would have to be… “Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me” Can someone start playing that whenever I walk into a room? Oh come on, please! Continue reading Bachelorette Review HERE.

Bachelorette Review: Week 2

They went to Vegas in a jet? No way ABC I did not see that coming.

I know I always like to shop for a wedding cake on a first date. Oh and a ring. Totally normal. Continue reading Bachelorette review HERE.

Bachelorette Review: Week 1

Does anyone else hate roses because of this show?

In case you haven’t heard Ashley is the bachelorette. She lost Brad to the lovely Emily. Dodged a bullet didn’t she ladies?

If you didn’t tune in here’s what you missed. Replay. Replay. Replay. Nice work ABC the 15 minutes of new footage must have been exhausting.

Is Ashley a dancer or a dentist? Oh that’s right.. She’s neither. Continue reading Bachelorette review HERE.