First of all, I have to mention that this was my
favorite piece of mail I have received all year long, and yes I did get your
Christmas card. But really with no warning at all my good friend sent out these
wedding invites for a viewing party. Hilarious!
Did you tune in? What did you think?
He first begins by bragging about the three couples
that have tied the knot. And yes the three include our very own Ashley and JP.
Chris proceeded to ramble off all the
other successful couples that have made it due to this show. Of course, no one
had heard of these alleged people he mentioned. It was embarrassing.
Chris had some riveting interviews with none other
than Tristan and Ryan and the most hated couple on America, Molly and Jason.
Molly and Jason are pregnant. Chris, will ABC be there to film the birth? I need to see that, all of that.
Next ABC replays the journey that Ashley and JP went
through by playing past clips. Oh ABC, you’re always so original.
They also show how their life is now. Like how
Ashley thinks her dog is her child. It was SO SO SO adorable. If there is one
thing I love about Ashley it is seeing her baby-talk to her doggy, Boo. Not
annoying in the slightest.
Next ABC takes us through their wedding planning
journey. The journey includes dresses, tuxes, flowers, and table décor. But the
question on everyone’s minds, what will Boo be wearing?
An overly tanned and unbuttoned chest hair showing,
Neil Lane, assists in their selection of wedding bands. Neil, you really are
fighting the good fight aren’t you? Keep it up buddy, no one can tell that you’re
100 yrs. Old.
But really her wedding dress was stunning, I’ll
admit it. She looked amazing, but as you may recall I have never criticized her
style, only her being.
Chris officiated the wedding, because they’re all
close friends, of course. Chris botched it; he brought up the show way too much
and tried to be funny. It didn’t work.
JP and Ashley wrote their own vows. That was a
mistake. Ashley’s were slightly more embarrassing than JP’s. Perhaps, it was
her delivery, like she was reciting a paper to her 7th grade peers.
Not good, you guys, not good.
Anyway, it happened, they tied the knot. Chris, will
get his happily-ever-after in the form of a fat commission check.
Something happened with my DVR and it didn’t record
much of the reception but I can only assume it was the most magical event in
bachelorette history.
Love it! My DVR was retarded and I missed the actual vows. Boo (as in darn, not the obnoxious dog)
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