Bachelor Review: Week Three

More observations from the girls.





• Michelle, SLC girl, do you know you are on the Bachelor? Of course he is going to be dating other people!
• Michelle, you act like you are 16, and we know for a fact you are 30, you told us repeatedly last week.
• We can’t figure out why they are ruining a perfectly good Seal song. They are awful.
• It is sad we live in a world where the vampire has the most integrity. Good move vampi, good move. But a bad move on the side boob.
• Emily, we’re rooting for you.
• Funeral director we like you.
• We’re certain that Michelle took the vampire’s fangs when she left. Michelle continues to creep us out.
• Blond girl that got sent home. “I intimidate guys.” (Famous last words). Every girl I ever known to say this is still alone.
• Wow, every single girl has a tragic story; this was a handpicked crew for sure. It’s a good thing there is a therapist on call.
• Loved, loved that Brad had to have a quick session with his therapist. Too funny.
• Chris Harrison, your position is being threatened by someone with credentials. Are you just going to stand by and let this happen? Go counsel Brad, go, go!
• I’m foreseeing a group therapy session with the whole crew, oh that would be fabulous. Those girls can cry!
• Brad, we hate your tattoo, but love your abs.
• Michelle we are so glad you are the only one who knows what’s best for Brad. Even his therapist can’t articulate like you can. We’re so lucky so have you.
• We don’t know who the red head is.
• Chantel your leopard dress is too much; you look like a cougar mom. Also, your boobs are overwhelming us.
• Back when I was dating we cried to our girlfriends and moms not our fake boyfriend who was also seeing 15 other women. You girls are looking crazy.
• ABC way to hype up the fact that someone voluntarily left your show, (wasn’t that big of a deal). I guess it wasn’t as bad as Ali’s season when you made it look as if Casey attempted suicide, when in fact he got a tattoo.
• Michelle is confident she will be the last one standing, and I guess she will after she murders all the other girls. That’s one way of doing it, I guess.

Ladies, see you next week for our ever so formal rose ceremony.