Some obsevations from the girls:-A lot of boob jobs
-One vampire
-Two fangs
-A lot of spray tans
-A lot of makeup
-One frog kiss
-A lot of second chance comments
-One slap across the face
-One interview with Brad's therapist (I'm hoping it isn't the last... it was just too good.)
-One girl with her shoes off, because she doesn't taker herself too seriously (Well, neither does anyone else)
-One girl with Dorothy shoes
-Two crotch shots from the rockette
-One desperate song
-One compelling interview with Chris Harrison (Thanks Chris. What would we do without you?)
-Many will he do it again, and choose no one questions (Well ladies the answer is ultimately yes.)
-A lot of do you think he is afraid of commitment questions (Well ladies he is 38 with rock hard abs and biceps the size of tree trunks.. You do the math.)
-Everyone said, "I'm here to fall in love." (If history is a teacher you will definitely find it here, there has been one couple that have stayed married, due to the large check ABC cuts them each year.. your chances are good.)
-Many I can't wait to take this journey with you comments. (Yes along with 20 other girls, it should be pretty special)
-One "Are those fangs for real?" (Brad, when your therapist recommended you open your heart, he meant open it to humans.)
-Some bad dress choices
-The fashion marketer made our "Worst Dressed" list. The shoes especially
-We're liking the southern belle
-We're hating the vampire, but none of us are saying it too loud because we're afraid of her
-The dentist likes to bounce her hair
-The SLC girls scares us
Ladies, thank you for the wonderful journey, I'm in love with you, and I want to marry you. See you next week.
I hope you are still in love with me even though I couldn't take this first journey with you.
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