Our
journey takes us to Prague this week. Six men remain which mean two hearts need
to be broken to get us ready for hometown dates.
Arie
gets the one-on-one. This is when our kind and generous host steps in and
exposes the rumors surrounding the relationship Arie had with one of the
producers.
They
reveal an interview by said producer detailing what Emily thinks of Arie not
telling her. It goes back and forth and is completely fruitless in its conclusion.
Chris
tells us that she and Arie talk it out and the one-on-one ends in fireworks. I
knew what those two had couldn’t be wrecked by a little lie.
Arie
says, “He feels like he’s on top of the world.” It’s an honest misunderstanding
he was on top of a really big boat at the time.
The
great news about this whole ordeal falls upon Chris. He finally got to say more
than, “This is the final rose.” Chris, congratulations on earning ¼ of that
bloated paycheck of yours. You are amazing.
Next
John, who interestingly enough, really likes to wear cowboy boots, gets the
one-on-one.
They
visit the John Lennon wall, and also a site where you put a lock on a fence to symbolize
lasting love. Their lock malfunctioned which caused great, and of course
legitimate, worry on Emily’s end.
Next
they have dinner in a dungeon. Didn’t John’s last date end on a dungeon, or was
it a prison? Is that weird? I wonder why he won’t open up.
Here’s
the real problem with John. He seems kind of normal and did not once look at
the blond stranger sitting across from him and claim he wanted to marry and
have children with her. That and a malfunctioning lock will be his demise. Mark
my words.
Back
at the house we hear Chris whining about how he may not get a one-on-one.
The
entire episode is continuously interrupted by interviews with Chris whining,
crying and whining. It was not annoying or repetitive. Between him and Doug’s
constant need to mention his son I’m about to lose it.
Sean,
Doug and Chris get the group date.
Oh
and then Chris whines and cries because he didn’t get a one-on-one.
But
the good news is if she ends up with Chris it will be like she has two six year
olds which would probably thrill Emily. I guess it could work.
Emily
sends Doug home on the group date. He was totally surprised. I mean you guys he
is a SINGLE DAD. Did you know that?
This
caused the group date to become a painfully awkward two-on-one, where Sean and
Chris are given keys, to spend some one-on-one time with her. One key was much
bigger than the other and that key was given to Sean and consequently so was
the rose. I know Emily’s a lady, but the woman has needs my friends, and the
biggest key won.
Chris
was very upset by this. So he whined and cried.
Sean
does the famous sneak out to see Emily. He runs out the house and starts yelling,
“Emily, Emily.” I was desperately wishing he would end it, “Where art thou
Emily?” She would have eaten that shit up. Am I right?
I
loved how he acted like he was going to be searching the streets of Prague all
night. Sean you’re not exactly conspicuous with a camera crew running behind
you, but it’s cute how you pretended.
Next
Jef gets a one-on-one. They peruse the city of Prague and end up buying puppets
so they can talk to each other. I know, it was so adorable. Then they lay on
the ground of a library together and completely “connect.”
Begging
the question, is “connect” the new “journey.”
Then
DUN.DUN.DUN. the rose ceremony goes underway with no cocktail party. I know you
were all so shocked.
It
comes down between John and Chris. Chris interrupts and I don’t know how, but convinces
her to keep him.
Does
is seem like she babies Chris? Well I guess mothering is kind of her thing so
Chris may be just the guy for her.
Next
week we have home town dates! Can I get a woot, woot!?
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