Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Pregnancy Diaries Entry 8: The Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder


A couple of weeks ago I was riding in the car and could feel my breathing was constricted. I reclined the seat and still felt like I could not take a complete breath. Oh no it’s already happening… the whole baby taking your lung room thing. I had heard about this and thought but I can’t go on like this for another three months, I thought this didn’t happen until the very end. I had a small panic attack, which oddly enough did not help the whole feeling like I can’t breathe problem. Then…. I undid my bra and big sigh… took a complete breath. Looks like Lindy needs to go by a big girl bra. Well the funny thing is I just kept putting this task off and through the middle of the day I would unsnap my bra. I can’t tell you how many places I went with an unhooked bra. Eventually the bra doesn’t stay in place so I was left with this random padding in the middle of my boobs. Yes I had a third boob for a while. What if I really did have three boobs? I would be like the best or should I say breast boob feeding mama around.
Well I finally bought a big girl bra and I’m breathing much better. Mason found this bra in the laundry and asked me whose it was. I turned it around and asked him in a very accusatory tone… “I don’t know Mason… why don’t you tell me whose bra it is?” I figure I may as well accuse him of this seeing as he is sleeping with an entirely different woman even if it is still his wife.

4 comments :

  1. HA HA HA! I love these little entries! Keep them coming. Hope you had a great massage!

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  2. I'm with Jen - keep them coming. Oh and the nursery is going to be adorable - much better than the decor of "grant's room" I'm sure

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  3. You can get these magical little bra extenders that give you another inch or so in the back...don't worry, by the end I was using three bra extenders! HOLY!

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  4. You are a crack up---I love it!!!

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