In the first three minutes Ben has already said, “The
women” ten times. He has a way with words, that one.
Ben drags out his words and then pauses abruptly at
the end of each word, kind of like a white Obama of sorts.
I love how he acts like he planned the trip to Park
City. Oh Benny boy, we know the low ratings you have given this show couldn’t sustain
a foreign trip, but it’s cute how you’re trying to trick us. Although ABC did
pull out the heli ride, it’s good to know some things never change.
Rachel gets a one on one. Kacie B. cries about it.
Oh Kacie… you are on the bachelor… this is kind of how it works honey.
Rachel and Ben spend the day on a canoe. (Admittedly,
I wanted them to fall out, how funny would that have been?) They had nothing to
talk about and filled the silences with champagne, kissing and poignant
observations about the weather.
Does Courtney know she’s being filmed? Further, does
she know this will be on the air?
Ben calls out Samantha because she’s always crying and
sends her packing. I have a hunch this is the first time her blond hair and
cleavage hasn’t saved the day. She was a little shocked by it. Oh Sammie, don’t
fret, there are many other men out there that will fall for your bullshit. You’re
going to be just fine.
Hot tub, hot tub, alone time with Ben, stealing time
from another girl to be with Ben… I’m bored.
You’ve got to hand it to Courtney. That broad gets
what she wants. I hate to say this, but Courtney is winning.
Jennifer gets a one on one and has to wear a harness
over her bikini. It was rough. Then they dropped into a crater and tried to
kiss while treading water. It was awkward.
Every season there is a villain and a tattle tale, namely
Courtney and Emily.
The villain always goes farther than the tattle
tale. Let that be a lesson to you kids.
Monica goes home, (kind of convenient, because she
won’t even have to take a flight.) The good news is we have another week of cat
fights between Emily and Courtney.
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