Bachelor Review: Week Two

More observations from the girls:

•  Kind of a boring episode.
• SLC girl, we know, we know it's your birthday. It got you a rose. Enough!
• Southern Belle, who looks like Hugh Hefner's latest girlfriend, Holly.. We like you. We're rooting for you.
• Ali and Roberto. What would we have done without your interviews with the ladies. You two are so wise.
• Ali, oops on the dress choice. Ali, the hair?
• SLC girl you make me want to move out of the state. You scare me. I will be sleeping with one open.
• Melissa you need to eat something. Maybe you're a really nice person when your stomach is full.
• We think Chantel may be nursing a baby. There is no other explanation for those boobs.
• The drama between Melissa (The really skinny one) and Chantel (the one with the boobs) was good, but we've seen better. There is not one person in America who actually knew what those two were fighting about. What we do know is it gave them both the boot. Nice strategy ladies. SLC girl. The coffee question and the fridge question. Deep stuff. Really deep stuff.
• The rockette girl. We liked you. You're way too cool to be on this show.
• Brad, we need more shirtless scenes.
• The girl who has never dated gets a private concert with Train. What?!
• A carnival date with the dentist. We're not sure what that was about? I guess ABC was trying to get away from the helicopter, bunji jumping dates.

Thanks ladies. I'm really starting to fall for you.